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Conservatives ♥ 'South Park'

Postby Brendan » Sun May 1, 05 2:15pm

Good read

Conservatives ♥ 'South Park'
By FRANK RICH

Conservatives can't stop whining about Hollywood, but the embarrassing reality is that they want to be hip, too. It's not easy. In the showbiz wrangling sweepstakes of 2004, liberals had Leonardo DiCaprio, the Dixie Chicks and the Boss. The right had Bo Derek, Pat Boone and Jessica Simpson, who, upon meeting the secretary of the interior, Gale Norton, congratulated her for doing "a nice job decorating the White House." Ms. Simpson may be the last performer in America who can make Whoopi Goldberg seem like the soul of wit.

What to do? Now that Arnold Schwarzenegger's poll numbers have sunk, the right's latest effort to grab a piece of the showbiz action is a new and fast-selling book published by Regnery, home to the Swift Boat Veterans, and promoted in lock step by the right-wing media elite of Fox News, The Wall Street Journal's editorial page and The New York Post. "South Park Conservatives: The Revolt Against Liberal Media Bias," by Brian C. Anderson of the conservative think tank the Manhattan Institute, gives a wet kiss to one of the funniest and most foul-mouthed series on television. The book has even been endorsed by the grim theologian Michael Novak, who presumably forgot to TiVo the "South Park" episode that holds the record for the largest number of bleeped-out repetitions (162) of a single four-letter expletive in a single television half-hour. Then again, The Weekly Standard has informed us that William Bennett, egged on by his children, has given the show a tentative thumbs up.

Cynics might say that conservatives, flummoxed by the popularity of Jon Stewart, are eager to endorse any bigger hit on Comedy Central: The animated adventures of four obstreperous fourth graders in the mythical town of South Park, Colo., outdraws "The Daily Show" by a million or so viewers. But Mr. Anderson has another case to make. He quotes "South Park" profanity without apology and cheers the "scathing genius" with which it mocks "hate-crime laws and sexual harassment policies, liberal celebrities, abortion-rights extremists."

In one episode he praises, "Butt Out," a caricatured Rob Reiner journeys from Hollywood to South Park to mount a fascistic antismoking campaign that "perfectly captures the Olympian arrogance and illiberalism of liberal elites." Mr. Anderson also applauds last fall's "South Park" adjunct, "Team America: World Police," the feature film in which the show's creators, Trey Parker and Matt Stone, portray Michael Moore as a suicide bomber and ridicule the antiwar activism of Tim Robbins, Susan Sarandon, Alec Baldwin, Sean Penn and Janeane Garofalo by presenting them as dim-witted, terrorist-appeasing puppets (literally so, with strings) who are ultimately blown to bits at a "world peace conference" convened by Kim Jong Il. (The film is out on DVD, with an expanded marionette sex scene featuring coprophilia, on May 17.)

So far, so right. Among their other anarchic comic skills, Mr. Parker and Mr. Stone have a perfect pitch for lampooning what many Americans find most irritating about liberals, especially Hollywood liberals: a self-righteous propensity for knowing better than anyone else and for meddling in everyone's business, whether by enforcing P.C. speech codes or plotting to curb S.U.V.'s and guns.

But a funny thing happened on the way to the publication of "South Park Conservatives": Emboldened by the supposed "moral values" landslide on Election Day, the faith-based right became the new left. Just as Mr. Anderson's book reached stores in early April, Mr. Parker and Mr. Stone, true to their butt-out libertarianism, aimed their fire at self-righteous, big-government conservatives who have become every bit as high-handed and meddlesome as any Prius-pushing movie star. Such is this role reversal that the same TV show celebrated by Mr. Anderson and his cohort as the leading edge of a potential conservative victory in the culture wars now looks like a harbinger of an anti-conservative backlash instead.

In the March 30 episode, Kenny, a kid whose periodic death is a "South Park" ritual, lands in a hospital in a "persistent vegetative state" and is fed through a tube. The last page of his living will is missing. Demonstrators and media hordes descend. Though heavenly angels decree that "God intended Kenny to die" rather than be "kept alive artificially," they are thwarted by Satan, whose demonic aide advises him to "do what we always do - use the Republicans." Soon demagogic Republican politicians are spewing sound bites ("Removing the feeding tube is murder") scripted in Hell. But as in the Schiavo case, they don't prevail. Kenny is allowed to die in peace once his missing final wish is found: "If I should ever be in a vegetative state and kept alive on life support, please for the love of God don't ever show me in that condition on national television."

This remarkably prescient scenario, first broadcast on the eve of Terri Schiavo's death, anticipated just how far the zeitgeist would swing in the month after the right's overreach in her case. A USA Today poll a week later found that Americans by 55 to 40 percent believe that "Republicans, traditionally the party of limited government, are 'trying to use the federal government to interfere with the private lives of most Americans' on moral values." In other words, what Hillary Clinton's overreaching big-government health care plan did to the Democrats a decade ago is the whammy the Schiavo case has inflicted on the G.O.P. today. And like the Democrats back then, the Republican elites have been so besotted with their election victory and so out of touch with the mainstream they didn't see their comeuppance coming. At the height of the feeding-tube frenzy, Peggy Noonan told her Wall Street Journal troops that federal intervention in the Schiavo family brawl was a political slam dunk: "Politicians, please, think of yourselves! Move to help Terri Schiavo, and no one will be mad at you, and you'll keep a human being alive." (Italics hers.)

Oops. But what's given the Schiavo case resonance beyond the Schiavo story itself is that it crystallized the bigger picture of Olympian arrogance and illiberalism on the right. The impulse that led conservatives to intervene in a family's bitter debate over a feeding tube is the same one that makes them turn a debate over a Senate rule on filibusters into a litmus test of spiritual correctness. Surely no holier-than-thou Hollywood pontificator could be harder to take than the sanctimonious Bill Frist, who, unlike Barbra Streisand, can't even sing.

The same arrogance that sent Republicans into Terri Schiavo's hospice room has also led them to try to police the culture of sex more rabidly than the left did the culture of sexism. No wonder another recent poll, from the Pew Research Center, finds that for all the real American displeasure with coarse entertainment, a plurality of 48 percent believes that "the government's imposing undue restrictions" on pop culture is "a greater danger" to the country than the entertainment industry itself. Who could have imagined that the public would fear Focus on the Family's James Dobson more than 50 Cent?

But in this crusade, too, few on the right seem to recognize that they're overplaying their hand; they keep upping the ante. One powerful senator, Ted Stevens of Alaska, has proposed that cable and satellite be policed by the federal government along with broadcast television - a death knell for even the Sirius incarnation of Howard Stern, not to mention much of Comedy Central. A powerful House committee chairman, James Sensenbrenner of Wisconsin, topped that by calling for offenders to be pursued through a "criminal process." Last week President Bush signed a Family Entertainment and Copyright Act that allows "family-friendly" companies to sell filter technology that cleans up DVD's of Hollywood movies without permission or input from the films' own authors and copyright holders. That sounds innocuous enough until you learn that even "Schindler's List" isn't immune from the right's rigid P.C. code. As the owner of CleanFlicks, the American Fork, Utah, company that goes further and sells pre-sanitized DVD's, once explained to The New York Times: "Every teenager in America should see that film. But I don't think my daughters should see naked old men running around in circles." And so Big Brother can intervene to protect our kids from all that geriatric Holocaust porn.

On the first page of "South Park Conservatives," its author declares that "CBS's cancellation in late 2003 of its planned four-hour miniseries 'The Reagans' marked a watershed in America's culture wars." It did, in the sense that the right's successful effort to stifle what it regarded as an un-P.C. (i.e., somewhat critical) treatment of Ronald Reagan sped the censorious jihad that's now threatening everything from "The Sopranos" on HBO to lesbian moms on PBS. Of course "South Park" is also on this hit list: the Parents Television Council, the take-no-prisoners e-mail mill leading the anti-indecency charge, has condemned the show on its Web site as a "curdled, malodorous black hole of Comedy Central vomit." Should such theocratic conservatives prevail, "South Park" conservatives will be hipper than they ever could have imagined - terminally hip, you might say.
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Postby Chris » Sun May 1, 05 11:09pm

I am pathetically sick right now, but even in my hay fever, drug-induced poor mental state, I couldn't believe that conservatives would be pro-South Park. Anyone that watches the show knows that they aren't liberal or conservative in the narrow idiotic sense that Crossfire and Fox News tell us everyone has to be, but instead they hate pomposity, hypocrisy, and well... they REALLY hate hypocrisy.

Whichever side you fall on, they hate the idiots of the political realm, be it Frist, DeLay or Sharpton (I shudder at the prospect of him being a liberal leader - he's a douche) or even Bill Clinton and his slickness.

I think it's really funny that they forgot these same guys also created a show called, "That's My Bush!" which lampooned the President as a moron for whom running the country was an afterthought. Seriously. When your great hope made a show called "That's My Bush!", you're in trouble.

The good news is that every year, the people who are staunch Republicans get older and smaller in number. It may take 20 years, but there will be gay marriage in this country. Young kids aren't rebelling against the 1960s like those in their 40s through 60s are. They don't care.
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Postby Brendan » Mon May 2, 05 9:47am

Unfortunately you are vastly underestimating the number of "Young Republicans" on college campuses these days. I used to think, like you, that these people will eventually die off, but there is a new crop of youngsters that are truly buying into the liberal backlash narrative that conservatives have been selling for many years. I just don't understand how you can be conservative at 20. Part of conservatism is trying to go back to a "golden age" where life was better, etc. For this generation, the only golden age we've experienced was the late 90's. While I don't know if we will have a new Sam Brownback in 30 years, there are a lot of people in their 20s who will actually vote for Rick Santorum based upon social issues. Part of the problem is that there are so many of that age that have no idea what they really think and all they hear is the fiery rhetoric of the right and they think it is true. However, with any generation, there is a vast majority that fall into the apathetic category and these people will grow up to be moderates, a faction that gets even less say than liberals today.

But I agree, we will have gay marriage, we will have more social safety nets in the future. Both sides ebb and flow with power. Liberals had the 60's and 70's, and part of the 90's, but conservatives pounced on the fact that they had grown complacent. The right will self-destruct soon enough. People are seeing what voting on "moral values" has gotten them and they are going to reject it. I don't know how long it will take but eventually people will see that a little bit of both works best.
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Postby Chris » Mon May 2, 05 11:25am

I ebb and flow on my feelings for the future as well, but right before I read your post, I read this...
Dailykos.com
I think the big difference is that while there is a strong social conservative base - even amongst the younger generation - I think the right is shifting so far to the edge that the middle is now the left and they weren't even paying attention.

I think these studies, although inconclusive, are just showing that the middle is much more liberal socially, and as long as the Dems don't crash hard left, they might actually be able to achieve the "permanent majority" the right has been seeking.

For example, look at Tony Blair in Great Britain about to be re-elected on the eighth anniversary of his appointment to Prime Minister. I really think that is where we would be if it were not for the great Republican propoganda machine in this country. He and his moderate/left party is getting ready to trounce the conservatives again, and people are generally unhappy with some of Blair's decisions.

You may say that the same thing happened here in '04 with Bush being re-elected - but he won by about at 53-47 margin - and except for the fact that the Senate's structure plays into the favor of states with small populations and DeLay rigged Texas for the House, I don't think the margin of victory was that great. Meanwhile in Great Britain, the conservatives poll only in the mid 30s. If the Republicans keep overplaying their hand with this Terry Schiavo stuff, they'll get nailed as out of touch extremists.

In fact, I think Bill Frist may be capable of doing what I thought was impossible. Electing Hillary Clinton President.
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Postby Brendan » Mon May 2, 05 12:59pm

Wow, reading that makes me feel much better.

I know Kos has good stuff but there's usually so much to digest from so many other sources, he has gotten lost in daily reading.

I truly am hoping for the Reps to put up a Frist or some other self-righteous religious windbag and have him lose to Hillary, because I want to hear the excuses from douchebags like Hannity on why "moral values" didn't work this time. That and they HATE Hillary so making their lives miserable is almost worth 4 more years of this horse's ass.
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Postby Chris » Mon May 2, 05 9:51pm

It's funny, because on the other end of the spectrum, if the nominees are John McCain and Joe Biden (from your current home state), it will be a whole different animal.

If it's Frist vs. Hilary, I go Hilary because Hitler is probably a better President than Bill Frist. If it's Biden vs. McCain, I have no idea how I'd vote, because they both seem to be legtimately good leaders that are interested in doing what's best for the country even if it doesn't fit into a rigid ideological box or is unpopular.

As much as I'd like the Republican party to self-destruct and be scattered to the four corners of the earth never to be seen again, more than that I want what's best for this country. I'd love to see McCain grab hold of the party and pull it back to the center, when they were only whores to big business and not just whores to anything that might get a vote or a contribution. Even if that means the Democrats are a minority again.

Sometimes I forget that I didn't used to like the Democrats that much until the excesses of the "Republican Revolution". I mean, Newt was a dirtbag, but he did seriously help balance the budget.

That was a bit unrelated, but I'm on some wacky cold medicine.

As for gay marriage stuff, I was thinking that the only way we don't see gay marriage in twenty years is if the conservative Hispanic immigration is so great it overpowers the younger vote.
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Postby Chris » Tue May 3, 05 11:14pm

Another great Gay Marriage exchange, mentioned on the Daily Show.

Jerry Falwell on Hardball

I think this may be the single greatest argument against homophobia and homosexuality as a 'sinful' choice. Oddly, Matthews kind of shrugs it off, despite its great effectiveness.
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Postby Brendan » Sat May 7, 05 2:19pm

In case you ever thought that everyone deserves a say in government:

What the rational world is up against

It's from a website with an article about the intelligent design feud going on in Kansas.
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Postby bitsy » Tue May 10, 05 10:59am

i almost shat myself when i saw that. i thought that was real, and got really angry for a bit. but then i saw the website, and i was calmed that the picture wasn't real. and then re-angered that they're really fighting the 2nd law of thermodynamics. i wonder if well placed sarcastic comments would help, like a "yea, that sounds totally reasonable". even if it doesn't do anything for the sake of science, it would be fun.

ps - i just came from my theology exam, and there was an extra credit to draw jesus as how you personally saw him. so i drew a buddy christ. and said he was probably more of a laid-back hippie that didn't have such a strict opposition to things as people would like to believe (aka, science). And another extra credit question was to list all the members of the Griffin family from Family Guy. so now i have a guaranteed 2 on my final.
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