Sorry DD, you are right, I did not properly acknowledge your birthday this Wednesday. On Wednesday, June 18th, my sister, Deirdre, turned - if my math is right - 22 years old. I hope that this public admission of my forgetfulness will in some way abate her looming explosion via telephone. However, she is unaware of one thing that is in my favor. I'm changing both my cell and home phone number this week, and she will be unable to contact me.
Check.
Mate.