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In one Kurt Vonnegut novel, any time there was a coincidence, the main character would always repeat, "Busy, busy" as if the gods were hard at work connecting things throughout the cosmos. This has nothing to do with anything. I am trying my damndest to post here at least twice a week, but the gods have been conspiring against me, loading me up with pneumonia and the like. Then, today, I actually thought I'd get some time to post some wild and wackiness, and then Amber's car takes a dump. Well, not literally. After spending most of the evening driving around Fayetteville shopping for a new car, I am left lacking time for much humorousity. So I give you audio. When Vending Machines Attack A kid pulled a Snapple machine over on himself at school, and decided that he needs to sue the City of New York for $5 million for not warning him that he's a dumbass. In other fun news, my HDTiVo is arriving tomorrow ----- Oh, no it isn't. The fine folks at Value Electronics decided to ship it to my old Michigan address, because I only told them of my new address 8 times. Understandable. Maybe Friday I am now told. Maybe by then, I'll have successfully fought off State Farm's attempt to triple my car insurance rates. Yes, you read correctly. Triple. "Remember that quote we gave you for $480 over six months? Well, I didn't carry a one. It's more like $1580. We'll bill you for the difference." No, what you will do is rip that money out of my cold, dead hands! I gave them until lunch tomorrow to beat a Geico quote of $775. We'll see if they come through.