Amber and I are heading to Myrtle Beach this weekend for some beach fun.

The good news is that I should have a new gallery with three or four dozen new pictures by the end of the weekend.

And a car keys / toilet update.

So what has Chris been doing the past couple of weeks that has kept him so busy?

This: The New Website of the Fayetteville Swampdogs. You can visit their old one to compare.

The really good news is that it is teaching me even more about how Mambo works, and has convinced me that the move to Mambo for my site back in January was the best move since the addition of the forum to this site. The comical thing is that both moves were done on a lark with no significant preparation.

First, The Wire Returns. It was unlikely, but still possible.

Then the impossible.

For those of you who know him, you know what to expect from a Greg Prindle story. Greg is a college friend of mine for whom life is a trial, consisting solely of a parade of demeaning events meant to frustrate him. His only joy is to be known as this guy and to be mentioned when things like that happen to other people. Enjoy, Greg.

Earlier this week, I was fairly sick. I have been sick for the past two weeks, having just recently recieved medical attention. It was a mixture of chest cold, allergies and apparently asthma. Good Times. After Rick and Bubba, I was in the production studio, doing my usual thing when nature called. When you're sick you know to quickly answer that call. (Don't worry, this isn't that type of story. I'll keep it generally unfilthy.)