So, I'm a man who used to cut my own hair. Yup. Just took a pair of electric clippers and buzzed it to about 1/4" and then got out the vaccum cleaner.
It was satisfying too. If I didn't have my goatee (circle beard, technically) I would no longer get to enjoy the satisfaction of making every hair on my head the some length. It was like mowing a lawn with the same sense of accomplishment.
So, I cut my own hair. And then I met Amber.

